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'After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, 1, J, K. She asks What does that mean  He said, Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot. She smiled happily and said Oh, that's so lovely What about I, J, K  He said, I'm Just Kidding  The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his family jewels memes
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Aye throw that Men Not getting carded when I'm masked up be fucking with me a lil bit bc it's like gotdamn you can just look in my eyes and see that I'm not an overly optimistic 20 yr old That spark in my eyes ain't even there no more bruh Life been beating my ass that bad memes
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Who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was mmmmmmmmmmmmilky By skazuhira milter scientist gazing up at space scientist it sure is a milky boy memes
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I was sat on the bus this morning, when I noticed the beautiful young women sitting next to me was reading a book entitled Strange But True Sexual Facts'. Is it interesting I asked, Yes she replied, for instance, did you know that the North American red Indian has the longest penis in the world and the Irish man has the thickest Oh am sorry she continued, my name is Helen and what's yours she asked, Tonto O'Riley I replied memes
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Donald J. Trump realDonaldTrump To all of those who have asked, I I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 2Oth. AM Twitter for iPhone 44.7K 49.2K 229K tl Cheri Jacobus CheriJacob 14m Replying to Trump Does this mean you've planned another attack on our Capitol on that day Serious question. 163 memes
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Nobody Today at AM Lesbian couple at work asked me if i wanted to come hang out at their house and i was just like Zaggy Today at AM And thus begins my popular phase You guys know what this means. Time to disappoint two women at once  and   You guys know what this means. Time to disappoint two women at once  memes
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It's insane that every single person I've asked about taking the vaccine has had some sort of adverse reaction, ranging from fatigue, soreness, muscle spasms, headache, fever, vomiting, etc. and not a SINGLE ONE has considered that maybe the vaccine isn't affecting their health positively. One person whos in charge of multiple nursing homes like this dude is the final say in the care of hundreds if not thousands of elderly people said that the injection site swelled and his arm had a tingling sensation, and he interpreted this as his immune system jumpstarting like wtf kind of cope is that The immune system is supposed to activate when there's toxins in your body actually exist, its entirety made up by the industry memes