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Champion warfare throughout human history. Champion warfare refers to a type of battle, most commonly found in the epic poetry and myth of ancient history, in which the outcome of the conflict is determined by single combat, an individual duel between the best soldiers  champions  from each opposing army. Champion warfare can also refer to a battle in which armies actually engage, but champions within the armies fight so effectively as to single handedly carry the sway of battle, such as in the lliad. Champion warfare next to raiding is the oldest form of warfare on Earth and is common amongst tribal societies where it was wise to loose one man rather than an entire small Army. Champion warfare was also very formal and according to writer John Eyre Abroginal tribes when engaging each other
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Thank you for calling Kroger this is Leonard how may I help you today Yes hello, I purchased 4 kroger brand ice cream and when I brought them home they were all freezer burnt. All of them. Alright Ma'am, if you have the receipt for those you can bring it back to the store and can exchange that for store credit or for replacement ice cream. I can not do that I have work all week in Lenoir City I can not just drop everything to go I to your store  WA, Well Ma'am you can keep your receipt and when you have a free day you can come to our location and return the item for store credit. Wh wha I no I I would like to speak to your manager *attempts to put caller on hold* *accidentally hangs up* Oh shit memes