Corona memes

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Social Distancing Enchantment Aura Curse Enchant Player Creatures attacking Enchanted player or a planeswalker they control get player can not gain Poison counters. Spells that target enchanted player or anything they control cost more to cast. Enchanted player can not draw more than one card each turn, and may only draw on their turn CUSTOM CARD My entry for 2020 themed icotw. Y'all should enter too. My entry for 2020 themed icotw. Y'all should enter too memes
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So I was sitting at a bar drinking my favorite beer. Corona with a lime. Looking up at the TV I notice the 2032 elections are coming to a close. Mark Zuckerberg is the new President Elect with 2600 electoral votes just quietly look down from the TV with a smirk and continue to enjoy my Corona with lime. As I put my beer back down on the table, I hear someone sobbing in the corner. I look over to see a decrepit old man wearing a torn up business suit. Maybe his only clothes. get up and walk over to ask him what his problem is. As I put my hand on his shoulder, he turns around and looks at me. It's no other than former Senator Ted Cruze. Taken back, I do not say anything. He just gazes at me, snot running down his face with the smell of piss and cheap liquor radiating from his wretched cloth