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Insomniac arrest Follow think a lot about that Fruits Basket story where the onigiri rice ball thinks its plain and bad with nothing special about it but everyone else actually admires it because of the delicious plum on its back that it can not see anyway, I'm going on a second date with a girl soon and couldn't help but think Why would she want to keep going out with me I'm like, so weird and a little crazy. but then I remembered that there is also a plum on my back that I can not see and that people often like others for reasons we do not recognize in ourselves. Be kind to yourself. There's always something good about someone however little we remember it. Follow can not believe it took me this long to realize that the reason ppl like me is because of my fat juicy ass memes
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Legend of the Plague Doctor Anonymous Dress up as plague doctor. Walk down street to McDonalds. Enter, walk to counter. Hot biond giri turns around and screams. Put on deep voice.  DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD  Wave arms, leap onto counter. Kickover register and charity jar Raise hands into air  PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY  Manager storms in, appears angry  Moonwalk. Kick fat kid's McFiurry from hands.  You are fat. You need not this.  Tip hat to manager, jump from counter. Head for door, see girl from high school. She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw. Sprint to her. Grab her fries. slap her. Manager shouts, tries to grab hat, Spin around, slap him across face.  UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN  Sparta kick the door. Run out of store. Walk the dinosaur. Go home, leave without costume. Return to McDo
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