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This gon sound mad pretentious but being an ex writer gives me this special gift where i fucking deny reality entirely and just kinda cope with everything with oh thisll make a really cool ass dystopia short or by cute wholesome shit when in reality im deeply terrified but i cant draw out that emotion anymore and instead its just disguised creativity memes
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The Virgin Blowjob  Girl gives a pity bj so the virgin won't shoot up the school  So uninteresting she goes on her phone  Barely feels anything due to years of porn addiction or something. Ashamed his cat might see  Pretends to moan to break the silence  Doesn't require any flexibility  Her knees hurt hurt  Too self conscious to get after a bit naked Pulls down pants just enough to get dick out  Due to porn, shows no affection and keeps his hands to his side like a freak  Ina private room  Says weird shit like ah yeah suck that cock as if that isn't what she's doing Chad Self Suck ,on a Display Toilet in a Crowded Hardware Store the virgin won't shoot up  Only way he can get off  In a Home Depot or something  Completely focused. Could accidentally Rill himself if not careful  Feels the ult
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TOP DEFINITION Pimp Hand Slap The ever present pimp hand slap', this is a back hand slap usually quicker than lightining. Given by the butch of the community or relationship. The person who gives it demands respect and after a PHS he will have it. little jimmy was being a cocky bastard so i gave him a pimp hand slap, QUICKER THAN LIGHTINING by PimpOfHertfordshire May 22, 2008 memes
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Battle Beagle You wouldn't get it. Seth Rogen Sethrogen Oct 23 Replying to GOP Who in the fuck gives a flying fuck about putting motherfuckers on The Moon and Mars AM Oct 24, 2020 Twitter Web Ape Would be cool if we actually went to the moon  Would be cool if we actually went to the moon memes
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