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BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE A little silver haired lady calls her neighbor and says, Please come over here and help me. have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and can not figure out how to get started. Her neighbor asks, What is it supposed to be when it's finished  The little silver haired lady says, According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster. Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzz She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster. He takes her hand and says, Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then, he sa
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I have been talking to this girl romantically for 2 months now. Our relationship is only online and we have never met. I just caught her appearing offline to avoid me. It's fine if she doesn't want to talk to me but why does she have to lie I do not have anyone to talk to and would really appreciate advice. Please help me meme
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