FAMOUS FAILURES MICHAEL JORDAN After being cut from his high school basketball team, he went home, locked himself in his room, and cried. STEVE JOBS At 30 years old, he was left devastated and decompressed after being unceremoniously removed from the company he started. OPRAH WINFREY She was demoted from her job as a news anchor because she wasn't fit for television. WALT DISNEY He was fired from a newspaper for lacking imagination and having no original ideas. THE BEATLES Rejected by Decca Recording studios, who said We do not like their sound and They have no future in show business. ALBERT EINSTEIN He wasn't able to speak until he was almost 4 years old, and his teachers said hed never amount to much. IF YOU VE NEVER FAILED, YOU'VE NEVER TRIED meme
My day so far 1 woke up, prepared and taught a yoga class at the gym 2 got starbucks, gas 3 withdrew cash at atm 4 purchased marijuana at local dispensary 5 came home fed dogs and cat 6 smoked small amount of said marijuana 7 did some more yoga this class, so perfect 8 got on facebook and wrote about it. Happy Friday everyone Follow your happy little hearts today I wish I had a husband for support me so this could be my day everyday I wish I had a husband for support me so this could be my day everyday memes
,BTNPOONTTIOON WITT MEaG WOUNG baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt residue. After 3 days of investigation, they figured out what happened. Long story short, she bought a lobster from the market. In the market, they feed the lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This woman brings the lobster home, inserts the lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter and puts the flame towards the lobster's head, so the lobster will frantically start shaking his tail which is inside her vagina , giving her the jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from burning his head too long, the lobster, being dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This woman then goes to pee and sees live baby shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks out
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All Comments Popular Comments Stayhome Login or Sign Up now to post a comment SloppyM03 year ago Frankly I think us men should no longer hide our erections in public. For too long now our erections have been oppressed by belt buckles and between our thighs, hurriedly tucked away lest anyone sees. Man will not truly be free until he can be proud of his erection, not ashamed and embarrassed We get them all the time, for many reasons besides arousal. If a liberated woman can walk around with hard nipples reading 50 Shades of Shit, why can not I walk around with a hard penis Reply meme
I hope that Brady wins tonight's Super Bowl, and in doing so not only cements his legacy as the absolute best to have ever touched a football, but it also allows Mahomes to deal with a chip on his shoulder instead of an immediate brilliant career. Plus it would piss off a shit ton of people, first and foremost Belichick and Kraft, and that just warms my soul memes
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