Anonymous No.18861749 be a medival peasant engaged to the most beautiful blonde in the village get drafted into army she promises to wait for me make lots of friends, fight beside them a wizard joins, dude is a total dick but looks prettier then the prince, bitches swoon and he ignores them kills allies with collateral damage, give no fucks gets away with it because his services are needed badly yell at him for being a dick, call him a permavirgin, tell him he will die miserable and alone etc he claims that leaming magic brings more happiness then a family ever could, we shout at eachother all night long win war, lose all friends, heart broken return home, wizard insists on coming along find out that my fiance married a ritch merchant fucking devastated, country facing an economic crisis b