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Scott Charles Shout out to all the folks whose unspecified medical conditions prevent them from wearing masks inside CVS but do not prevent them from competing in the Redneck Ninja Warrior competition. 07 Jan 21 Twitter for iPhone memes

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Wrote a poem and felt like sharing ive got ptsd and some trauma so thats what inspired it. FEARS Why must night time be so dark and cold It breaks a man down, steals his youth, makes him old. You sit there shedding violet tears washed over and over by pains and fears. Beg cry plead for mercy, even death, as you whimped and moan, shuddering breath. Vision after vision, nightmare after nightmare, curled in your bed, but are you even there The lord is harsh and kind hours pass the sun arises, you're freed from the hells inside your mind memes

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