'You want a car that gets the job done You want a car that's hassle free You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla, Let's talk about features. Bluctooth nope Sunroof nope Fancy wheels nope Rear view camera nope but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn, Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. didn't give a shit and ignored it it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your

'You want a car that gets the job done You want a car that's hassle free You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla, Let's talk about features. Bluctooth nope Sunroof nope Fancy wheels nope Rear view camera nope but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn, Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. didn't give a shit and ignored it it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your
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