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Its age, that would suggest that at present the entire universe's size is at least 3 x 1022 1.5 x light years times the radius of the observable universe. God really just said Fuck it and made the universe 95000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000 km across lol God really just said Fuck it and made the universe 950000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 km across lol memes
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When people who look alike tell me they're twins, I always put them in separate rooms with no food or light for two days and then ask them what their parents were wearing when they were born. The story always starts to fall apart right around then memes