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I have a recurring character in my dream, a woman dressed in red, who occaisonally shows up once every few months or so. Normally when she appears she isnt necessarily part of the rest of the dream, she often stands out, and whenever she's in it my dream feels a lot more realistic and shes often aware that I'm dreaming. bring this up because she showed up last night. She was sitting on a bench reading a newspaper and, without looking up from it, said Jerma is live right now. You should go check it out. And I instantly woke up and sure enough he was memes
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Dunno, I'm just thinking back to Rob Zombie's The Devil's Rejects, where the antagonist is a Sheriff, and normally we Would root for him to capture these Depraved Psychos, but then he starts Nailing them to chairs, stapling photos of Their victims to their skin, and you go oh, this fuckers insane too memes
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Wishuponastardis Special skills extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word memes
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Bulletiper, tyanccole monasticmaestoso portal NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. WHaT CAVE JOHNSON'S TURRET'S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT'S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE FUCKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED but it's 65% more bullet per bullet Wait a second are you telling me that Portal is such a perfect goddamn
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