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You pull up to the candlewood suites in a fucking dodge challenger with aftermarket headers and parts that get you 11 miles per gallon One rev of the engine and she's already getting inexplicably moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel guzzling roadboat You get out and take a minibike running on lawnmower engine through the parking lot and into the lobby of the hotel because FUCK walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our dicks on our hands Moonwalk down the hallway to the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere Check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of exxon, bp, and shell stocks while shorting anythi
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