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Me * wakes up angry af* my mom  why can not you wake up and say *next panel*  good morning everybody  what a wonderful dream I had  me so let me get this straight. you want me to wake up, slap a fake smile on my face and go *next panel again*  good morning everyone what a wonderful dream I had yep, no problems here absolutely none. it's totally not like I didn't have a dream. By OS this next panel is a joke. do not take it seriously. *trying to explain what the fuck I'm saying rage* *whore rage* my sister, trying to use the PC for the entire day  could you shut the fuck up  I'm trying to talk to my discord friends  *the calm before the storm* Ail *incoherent rage* memes
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Qe skrulls vampires who just use WAY too much slang. vampires who say booyah when they get too excited. Bemiibarazakis vampires who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and do not even try to stop it anymore. BB iasonatanctark Unhand me, you egg sucking, lily livered, jive talking, whackadoo. Foul villain Cur I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker, so hasta la bye bye, daddy o mediocre tatinist My eyes are bleeding meme
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I'M EITHER GONNA NIKE NO WORDS JUST DO IT OR IF OUT OF REACH WHITE LIE ANNOUNCE APPLE PAY. SAMSUNG  and  GOOGLE PAY HAVEN'T FAILED ME YET, BUT IF U SAY THEM OR PHONE PAY, CASHIER GET CROSSED EYED LIKE IT'S CALCULUS  and  GO OH DONT KNOW.  FAILED ME YET, BUT IF U SAY THEM OR PHONE PAY, CASHIER GET CROSSED EYED LIKE IT'S CALCULUS  and  GO OH I DONT KNOW memes
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IS A GIANT ORANGE PTERODACTYL SWOOPING DOWN AND SCOOPING UP CITIZENS OF CHUMPSLAND LOCAL SCIENTISTS SAY NO  IT'S ACTUALLY MORE OF A SALMON COLOR. UU UU WHAT'S THIS NOW TEN CELEBRITY KNEECAPS THAT LOOK LIKE RUSSELL CROWE. YES, PLEASE meme
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Media when you cancel a pipeline that maintains energy independence, allow men in women's bathrooms and sports teams, and raise the cost of insulin and epinephrine Oh'dear, oh dear. Gorgeous. Media when you catalyze the lowest unemployment and highest GDP in the nation's history, broker peace in the Middle East and Koreas, and achieve energy independence memes