HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET ELEMENT I Woman SYMBOL  DISCOVERER I Adam ATOMIC MASS I Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint 2. Boils at absolutely nothing  freezes for no apparent reason 3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore CHEMICAL PROPERTIES 1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones 2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning 3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man COMMON USE 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars 2. Can greatly aid relaxation 3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent HAZARDS 1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen 2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must