'When you have an hate my job day Try this out Stop at your pharmacy, go to the ther mometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson  and  John son. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into comfortable clothing and Sit in your favorite chair. Open the pack age and remove the thermometer. Then, carefully place it on a table or a surface that it will not become chipped or bro en. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement  Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson  and  Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five tim
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