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Hand unsanitizer revives 99.9% of bacteria and gives them brief invincibility frames or even hand unsanitizer  it's just dajo42 bacteria  like just a clear bottle of bacteria, this is such a better joke im crying clish memes
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Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot God forbid. What know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body for two, saith he, shall be one flesh. But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit. 1 Corinthians meme
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Neilnevins Follow Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply reinevins Follow For shame, doc Dontcha know we got other folks waiting  Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet vampiricyoshi Follow AM metal okyects removed press targh You think you've exempt For Shame doc Dontch know we got other Folks SS SQ I felt compelled ndiecity Follow Nobody expected you to draw T. Han
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Blah It's me, the alien I'm gonna getcha I'm the alien   the alien from Alien 1979 lesbian toddhoward she never said this. stop spreading misinformation. She was thinking it though. powerjock inner monologue of the alien hehehehohohehe memes
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Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol Follow Damn and I really all this time just thought dove the soap people had a meeting one day and were just like we might fuck around and make some chocolate imaseawitch Follow Finding out that Dove Soap and Dove Chocolates are different companies has the exact same energy as finding out that Michelin Tires and the Michelin Star Rating System which rates the finest restaurants in the world are actually the same company memes